Эдуард Николаевич Успенский - Пластмассовый дедушка. Лекции профессора Чайникова. Остров ученых

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- Pa3 113 reHepaJihHOro wTa6a cnpaw11saiOT, - OTBe'-laJI 3aJioryes, 3Ha'-ll1T, ITO'-ll1Hl1M. Jl nOKa He ITOHI1Mal0, KaK OHa ycTpOeHa. Jl TOJlbKO '-IYBCTByiO,
'-ITO 3TO xopowaH Bei..U;h. 11 BCe np11COe]ll1HHIO, KaK 6h!J10.
OH naHJI. Mna]lwl1i1 Kapues np11B01l11JI s nopHJlOK cnpasK.H npo MeTaJIJIOJIOM. 11 BpeM.SI WJIO.
KorJla pa6oTaelllh, speMH He3aMeTHO neT.HT 11 HH'-lero He noMHHWh. t.Iac
npollleJI, eme '-lac ... Eme CKOJihKO-TO speMeHI1, He nOMHIO CKOJihKO. Eme 4ero-To npOlllJIO. 3a OKHOM BbiCYHYJIHCb l1 o6paTHO 3aCyHyJIHCb 3Be31lbl, 11 TYT
KOMCOMOJieU CKa3aJI:
- Bee roToso. EyJleM npo6osaTh.
OH B3HJI meTry, KaK 6epyT JlepesHHHoro KOHH, Ha/KaJI BhiKJIIO'-laTeJib 11
HeMe]lJieHHO neperyBblpKHYJICH B B03JlyXe. TIOTOM psaHyJICH BBepx J1 BbiCKO'-lliJI
113 llli]liKaKa. 11 HOC.HJIO ero J1 MOTaJIO llO KOMHaTe He xy/Ke, '-leM TeTIO Tiawy
B CBOe BpeMH.
- CTo:H! - Kp.H'-laJI TOB. Kapues. - CToi1, '-lepTos KOMCOMoneu! 5I cei14ac
Te6e pyKH-HOrH noo6noMaiO, JlOporoi1 MOi1 '-leJioBe'-leK!
He Mory! He yMeiO ocTaHaBJII1BaTh! - Kp114aJI B oTBeT 3anoryes.
He HaJlo 6hrJio BKJIIO'-laTh! - sonHJI fp11r0p11i1 EopHCOBI14, 6eraH 3a
HJ1M.
KyJla?! KyJla?! - 3aBOnl1JI OH BO sech ronoc, KOrJla YBHJleJI, '-ITO Cepe/Ka
Hal.J,eJll•IBaeTCH BbiJieTeTb B OKHO.
- B reHepaJibHhiH wTa6! Pa6ory noKa3aTh!
- 5I Te6e noKa/Ky noKa3aTh! KaKoi1 TaKoi1 wTa6?! He ]laM! - OH yxsaTHJI
CepeiKy 3a.noryesa 3a nponeTaiOI..UYIO wTaH~my. - Ha3a1l!
Ho nony'-IHJIOCh He Ha3a1l, a BnepeJl. HeBeJlOMaH cTpawHaH CHJia no]lxsaT:HJTa ero, BbiTai..U;HJia B OKOWKO BMeCTe C KOMCOMOJibUeM Cepe/KeH J1 nOHeCJia
Han KphrwaMH ropoJla ...

rJIABA IDITHA.lUlATNl
Ky)l;a )l;eBaJIC.H TOB. lieTonoMemaJIKHH u OTKy)l;a
B3.SIJIC.SI TOB. JiaTOHOM3XaJIKHH

TIJiaCTMaCCOabrif LJ:eLJ:ylliKa OTOllleJI OT cnpaaO'iHOro 610p0, LJ:ep:>Ka a pyKaX
6yMa:>Key C aLJ:peCOM TOa. beTOHOMelllaJIKlfHa:

«fiPOJIETAPCKHH PAHOH,
YJI. HMEHH OiiPAEATbiBAHHjJ METAJIJIOB,
AOM 1100, KOPn. 1200, KB. 1350».
KoHcTaHTI1H M11xaiinoa114 cen a TaKCI1 11 oTnpaai1JICH Ha :ny yn11u;y. Haii:LJ:H
cpeLJ:I1 acex LJ:OMoa LJ:OM 1100, a cpeLJ:I1 acex Kopnycoa Kopnyc 1200, OH
ll03aOHI1JI a KaapT11py 1350. )laepb OTKpbiJI rna3aCTbiH Ylli1TaHHbiH MYIK':II1Ha.
- 3LJ:paacTay.iiTe, yaa)KaeMhiii. MHe oxoTa ya11LJ:eTh Toaap11ma EeTOHOMelllaJIKI1Ha. OH Keqmp 11CnhiTbiaaeT.
rna3aCTblR MYIK':111Ha CKa3an:

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3To

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OH OTKpbiJI LJ:aepb, CTOH Ha YeTBepeHbKax. TaK OH 11 CTOHJI, "'YTh-'iYTh
np11nOLJ:HHalli11Ch. Ha HeM aepxoM CI1LJ:eJia LJ:eaoYKa. B pyKax OH LJ:ep:>Kan TpHney.
0lfeai1LJ:HO, OH npOT11pan non. Pa6oTan Teneai130p. qTO-TO naTp110TI1':1ecKoe
11rpan np11eMHI1K. qTO-TO HapOLJ:HOe JII1JI0Cb 113 np011rpbiaaTeJIH.
113 KaapT11pbi TaK 11 nnecHyno TenJIOM 11 yiOTOM. HeT, He 3pH ace TaK
n10611JI11 Toaap11ma EeTOHOMewanKI1Ha. 0YeHh OH 6hiJI poLJ:HOii 11 o6aHTeJibHhiii.
- Mbi )KI1aeM no cyceLJ:CTBy, - CKa3an JJ.eLJ:ywKa. - 5I 113 KOCMoca. )laaaii:Te
3HaKOMI1TbCH.
A no4eMy abi KO MHe np11lllJII1?
KaK )Ke. Bhi aeLJ:h, K np11Mepy,
;ry':lwl1ii YenoaeK ropoLJ:a.
C ':lero abi 3TO a3HJI11?
C LJ:OCKI1 TIO':IeTa.
Bhi ace nepenyTan11, - ao3pa311JI beTOHOMelllaJIKI1H. - Ha JTOii LJ:OCKe
TIO':IeTa MeHH HeT.
- KaK TaK HeT?
- A TaK KaK HeT. TipOXOJlUTe B KBapT11py.
OH npoaen LJ:eJJ.ywey s JJ.OM.
- KyLJ:a MHe OJJ.e)K11HY nosec11Th? - cnpoc11n JJ.eLJ:ywKa.
- H11ey1J.a. Bhi HeHaJJ.onro.
OH ahmen JJ.eJJ.ywK.y Ha 6anKOH a K.yXHe 11 CHHJI 6onhwoii 611HOKJih c
ra03LJ:11Ka.
- CMOTp11Te.

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KocMJ.14eCKJ.1i1 .ueneraT B351n 6J.1HOKnh 1.1 nposen no naHopaMe ropo.ua, noKa
6J.1HOKflb He ynepC51 B .llOCKY no4eTa.
Bonochi Ha ronose nnaCTMaccosoro .ue.uywKI1 scTanl1 .llh160M. BMeCTO secenoro rna3aCTOro EeTOHOMewanKI1Ha Ha .uocKe s11cen Mpa4HhiH .ll51.ll51 c ycaMI1,
BhiXO.ll51LUJ.1MJ.1 3a paMK11. C 6opo.uoi1. l1 cj:>aMJ.1fll151 y Hero 6hina .upyra51 EaTOHOMaxanK11H.
l1 pa6oTan OH y~~!.1pHOM, a Ha Kocj:>e'HHOM 3aso.ue. H114ero
ce6e!
KoHcTaHTJ.1H M11xa'Hnosw-1 pacTep51nCH, pacKnaHHflC51 11 ywen.
- Hy, 1.JTO? - cnpoc11n TOBap11LU EeTOHOMewanKJ.1H y .uot.tKJ.1 KaTep!.1HhL npaBJ.1flbHO Mbl c.uenanJ.1, 4TO see nepepJ.1COBanJ.1? Tenepb HaM HJ.1KTO 3aMet.JaHJ.1i1: .uenaTb He cTaHeT.
- nana, - CKa3ana BepXOBaH ,UeB04Ka, - BOT Tbi - flY4WJ.1i1 4eflOBeK B
ropo.ue, a no H04aM no KnyM6aM XO.llJ.1Wh 1.1 K nopTpeTaM ychr no.up!.1COBhisaelllb, 1.1 6opO.llhi, 1.1 cj:>aMJ.1flJ.1J.1 J.1Cnpasn51eWb.
- Kapayn! - TJ.1XO CKa3an EaTOHOMewanKJ.1H, HeT - EeTOHOMewanKJ.1H c
Kecj:>J.1pHoro, sepHee c Kocj:>ei1Horo 3aso.ua.
- A OH CKa3an, 4TO OH 113 KOCMOCa, - npO.llOflJKana .ll04Ka. - 3TO OTry.ua?
- HasepHoe, nJ.10Hepnareph TaKoii. l1n1.1 KJ.1HOTeaTp. BhtcrynaTb .llfl51 HJ.1X
Ha.uo.
- HeKor.ua HaM BbrcrynaTh, - cKa3ana .uesot.JKa, - y Hac nonhi He seJ.ue
eme .llOCTaT04HO CBepKaiOT!

fnABA lliECTHAnUATA~

06e.ll pa3,l1;paJKeuuoro KOCMu-qecKoro rocTH
ilJiaCTMaCCOBbl~ ]leJlyWKa 6b1Jl pa3Jlpa)l(eH.
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0HH He ]lOBepHlOT, LITO 5I 1-13 KOCMOCa. 0HH JlyMalOT, liTO H 06MaHW.HK

KaKoi1.

Bono.Ile

OH rro3BOHHJ1 no TenecpoHy

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3To H
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JTO KTo? KTo pa3rosapHsaeT?
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KoHCTaHTHH MHxai1noBHll 6ecrroKOHT. C

KOCMocy. EoJihHO

rrorosopHTh ecTh oxoTa.
Bbi rrpHe3)1(a~Te, -

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Jlyllwe Bbi rrpHe3)1(a~Te. Mbi 3.IleCH noo6e]laeM. noe.IlHM, TO ecTh.

BonOJlH.

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BoiiO.IlH paccrrpocHn nono.Ilpo6Hee -

r.Ile OHH co6HpalOTCH o6e.IlaTb. Ha.Ilen

opaH)I(eBylO MaHK}' H Bbiexan B CTOpOHY U.eHTpaJlbHOH rOCTHHHU.bl.
)le.IlyrnKa Cltl]leJl 3a CTOJlltiKOM H )f(JlaJl. HltiKTO K HeMy He IlO.IlXO]lltiJl. 3a
COCe]lHHM CTOJlOM CH]leJiltl JlBa TOJlCTblX rQCilO.IlHHa H 06e]lanH. lfM BCe BpeMH
liTO-TO IlO]laBanltl. Ha CTOJle y HltiX CT051J1H IlOJlyBHJlble aCTpbi.

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IlOCTerreHHO B HeM CTanH rrpOpHCOBbiBaTbCH

TeMHble rrpyTb51. llOTOM 3eJleHhie JlltiCTbH H KpaCHbie 6yTOHbl.
B sa3e rroHBHJIHCh csepxcosepweHHbie nonHJTHJieHOBhie p03hi. CosepweHHO
KaK HaCTOHW.Me. He OTJlHliHWb. TonhKO nyllrne.
Kor]la KapTltiHa 6hrna .IlOpHcosaHa, K CTOJ1HK}' rro]lowna cTporaH 3aBe.IlylOW.aH
11 crrpocHna:
TiocTOHJieu., Bhi OTK}'Jla rrpMexanH?
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Tiepecnasy-3aneccKoro.

BaM u.seTbi He nOJIO)I(eHhl.
0Ha B3HJia Ba3y l1 IlOHeCJia Ha .llpyroe MeCTO. Ho lleM )laJlbllie OHa OTXO)lHJla
OT )le)lylliKH, TeM 60J1bllle p03bl TepHllltl U.BeT.

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KOr)la OHa IlOCTamfJla Ba3y

Ha OT)leJibHbiM ManeHhKH~ CneU.CTOJlMK, p03bl COBCeM HCLfe3Jll1. Ba3a CTOHJla,
a po3 He 6hiJIO.
3ase.llylOw.aH BhrTapaw.Hna rna3a 11 rrowna o6paTHO. UneToi CTanH rroHBJIHThCH. 0Ha IlOCTaBMJia Ba3y Ha MeCTO, 6pOCHJia Ha CTOJl K )le)lyWKe MeHlO
l1 ywna, HHLiero He ITOHHB, HO OCTaBWHCb OlleHb pa3)lpa)l(eHHOi1:.

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Bowen opaHJKeBhiW Bono.zu1 Y .llMHU.eB. OH cen K .lle.llywKe.
)f(Jl.aTh.

A BOKpyr MaJieHhKOro crreu:cTonMKa KMrrena

11 o6a CTaJIM

)f(~-t3Hh. Ty.lla rrpMHecmt can-

cf>eTK}', BMnKM, nO)KKM. TIOCTaBHnl1 pa3Hhle TapenKH.
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EbrcTpee, 6hiCTpee! -

roBopHna 3aBe.llyiOmaH ocpHu.MaHTKaM. -

Cei:fqae

OH rrpH,lleT.
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OH eei:fqae rrpM.lleT, a Mhi y)f(e 3.lleeH! -

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